Saturday 24th November

2018

The humans seem to be getting very upset over something called Brexit. It seems they are trying to agree with some other humans about leaving some emus. We’re not sure why anyone would want to leave any emus because we’ve looked them up and they look like brown versions of some flamingos one of our humans had. The flamingos are very cuddly so we think emus ought to be too. But for the humans it seems to involve a lot of money and being rude to each other. That is why we say that everyone should have a bear to cuddle - or any other cuddly thing that appeals to them for that matter. As we said on the front page, we’re equal opportunity cuddlies here. You see, if all these humans had a bear to cuddle then when they have these meetings, they would all have something in common and if anyone gets upset then they could have a cuddle on hand to cheer themselves up. I mean, it’s not rocket science (whatever that is) and if we can think that up then why can’t the humans? We’re a little bit worried though, because our humans say honey might be more expensive if we leave the emus. But that doesn’t make sense because bees make honey, not emus. Never mind, if food gets short, we can just curl up and hibernate until its all over. If anyone works out what is going on then please let us (and the emus) know. Thanks.